Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

Not if you’re the invading force

Is this stupid sack of self sucking anal fuck juice you, mate?

Lol imagine being Catholic and having to wait as these old fucks debate to figure out if Jesus loves you or not

Dollar tree is looking expensive these days

Weekend at Washington

The sun of god

BURN MOTHER FUCKER

Naked women can pop a boner if they want. I don’t mind.

Delamaine intensifies

“I’ma boutta singlehandedly bring the worldwide prices for gasoline and ammo up a cent.”

I just ask for extra hot with a spice rack for adjustments

Kill now

Well up until now, collecting my genetic material has mostly been my S/O’s job, but if China wants in on it we probably can make room for a third.

Tldr:

Ayoo

Dude looked like a bald toby from the office

Yes

I know a submarine company that might help with deep water bit

You would know if you had sex