Literally had the same realization when I stepped on the scale this morning…except I’m 7 pounds away.

That bottom center one will always be my favorite.

I do this, but with graham crackers instead.

Thank you!

Not OP, but, yes please.

…ucking stupid

Space Whale will be my lock screen soon.

Nice, appreciate it, and thanks for taking the time to write out such a helpful response!

Man same here. That scenario above sure does sound enticing.

I’m currently working on a cleanup project, and another manager with whom we closely work volunteered some of his people to assist.

After providing a status update to my manager this morning, I let him know that I was unsure of the status for one of the people from the other team. I hit her up on teams earlier and asked, but she’d been away for over 22 hours and hadn’t responded. He tells me to call her, so I do, and leave her a voicemail.

“Call until she answers. No answer is unacceptable unless she’s on PTO.”

I think mine is this snowman comic. Sorry for the reddit link, but it’s the quickest one I could find.

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/2omyih/the_snow_man/

Seems like it, but I’m pretty sure it’s too little, too late. Sure hope I’m wrong, though.

I seriously doubt it

I remember watching this live, happy that my wife chose not to join me once they rolled it out, and ESPECIALLY after the window demo. Ugh. Cringiest night of my life.

Sure did. They still email me about shit to watch. Dunno why I thought that would stop on its own.

I’m just so sick of it. God I miss the early 2000s era of just about everything.

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Smokes, let’s go.

Disappointed but not surprised