Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

If I remember correctly, before her flight, one of the scientists took Laika home and let her play with his children. To give her a sense of a normal life, as she was just a stray dog they had found.

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn’t dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

I’ve been given less by employers

Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will “eat you alive” tell her to prove it.

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Oh, they know, but only because they just became “woke”.

On Healthcare they have anti abortion. That’s a positive in their eyes! Hopefully their clickbait tactics are losing touch with the voters.

That depends if it’s flaccid or not

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

Dodge made a Viper with the color “yorange”. You can tell the difference in this photo

This has strong dad vibes

Hell, I’m a Gen X’er and I’m not happy with either party. I literally cringe knowing it’s going to be Trump vs Biden in the next election. And no matter what either party says, it’s all fucking lip service. Dems had control for 2 years and couldn’t pass shit. They’re supposed to be pro union, but we all saw how that played out. And Conservatives are more worried about transgenders and Hunter Biden than fixing the fucking economy. We’re so screwed for the next 5 years

That was the worst part. It wouldn’t take but 2 or 3 comments and it was off the the races of innuendos and jokes. I would read less than 10% of them because it got to be infuriating.