Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.

Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

I don’t know why… But I really hate it when people write like this… Actually… Now that I think about it… I actually do know why…

Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

Sounds like a future Lower Decks episode to me.

The gang goes infiltrate some fancy pants Starfleet symposium -posing as captains because reasons- in order to find the infiltrator. But it turns out they’re all infiltrators.

Ahh, Morns looking at beer. A classic.

There was a piped link posted of this earlier, but it was unwatchable because their servers couldn’t handle the load