Senex

But it would make a great movie!

A live volcano chain is not somewhere I would build a bunker.

“Gold among the garbage” sums up AI very nicely.

Daily. Mostly Spotify and Youtube or when I don’t want to listen to my wife.

I read that article too. They know when you’ve been recreating Shakespeares “beast with two backs” in your car. Creepy stuff.

Hostile Hostel

I just bought a car and my wife keeps wanting me to look at all the “final notice” crap we keep getting. I told her if it isn’t from our insurance company then toss it.

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

“Ex-Twitter” So now he’s a “Twas”

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou!

Don’t send it to the landfill! I bet you could make a few stainless steel sinks out of it.

I can confirm this. My friends neighbor had a DeLorean and it sat in the driveway covered in a tarp waiting for “parts” 98% of the time. I can count the times I saw him drive it on one hand.

To be fair, Tesla makes better vehicles than Playskool.

I wrote a hit song with the Rolling Stones and was able to sing the whole thing when I woke up. It was gone by lunch time.

Where? Up the @$$, thats where.

It’s obviously magic. Muggles 🙄

Where does this leave Led Zeppelin? Am I guiding said Zeppelin somewhere?

The “e” is silent.

Tweets are now Sharts!

You just described my retirement plans.