They missed the opportunity to say “Git reponytory”

Oh that would be even more interesting to watch

Do we give them a lighter or something beforehand?

I bet it’s because the camera now also scans for the 5G radio waves that are used to control the “birds” instead of just recording waves in the visible spectrum

And this is how you get from “everything is politics” to “we have to burn god”

Edit: After rereading the above I noticed the possibility of the scientist having to be burned

Can’t speak for most apps but communities can be blocked on Eternity and Thunder. I just wish there was a way to block an entire instance as user

I wonder what he’d say about fanfics concerning him

Indeed. I was quite confused before I recalled that this is a feature here

I’ll wait for a good uncensored chatbot to write me a seemingly truthful story about exactly that. I wonder how many people would believe it if I just showed them

I use Linux btw

My mind autocompleting before finishing reading: “I use Linux Arch by the way tips fedora”

This also explains the “cum town” at the beginning :o

For a moment I really thought there was something in the bible that could be seen as Jesus “whoring at the theater”

It’s the opposite for me, though mainly because the radio people don’t seem to want to play anything besides the “latest hits” for a few months before changing to the next set.
There was a week where I headed to work with a colleague every second day and we heard a song on our way and heard the same song on the way back again. This happened on all three days of that week, though I don’t remember if the time was similar as well. And I don’t know about the other two days where it was my turn to drive as I had my own list of random music playing.

Well, and a second reason is the constant talking of the hosts between songs that seems to be almost in sync across different stations, as well as the max level cringe prank phone calls some stations do, pretending to be some celebrity’s manager and spouting nonsense in a weird voice, like, “Hello, I’m Ed Sheeran’s manager and I’m calling in regards to the anti-toenail-wrinkles-cream he wants to sell.”

Well, it seems like I’ve had a roommate under that rock for years without noticing