For me it’s a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian’s hair

How they do rise up

What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human

More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood

Another gem from that theory:

“That was always the dream, wasn’t it? ‘I wish I’d known then what I know now’? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn’t YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp”

High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago

Reminds me of Sam Vimes seeing his younger self and thinking “Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You’ve got it all to come”

Hexcuse me, I do not steal memes, thank you very much!

I procure image macros

America, obviously

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The worst part was how they did it in groups. First they made you take your shirt off for the scoliosis exam. Then you put your shirt back on and drop trou for the penis inspection.

As a fat kid it was terrible

Arschgeweih is my favorite, my second favorite is from Dungeons and Daddies (Not a BDSM Podcast), where they called them Women’s Empowerment tattoos

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

Companies I boycott:

Bank of America
5/3 Bank
Wells Fargo
McDonald’s
Walmart
That corner gas station that never paid their invoice Planet Fitness
John Deere
Verizon
AT&T

Number of store employees I’ve told that I’m never coming back:

0

I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships

I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<

Lol I know, right?

They are literally cancelling student visas with no notice and then arresting the students

The only thing I can figure is they want to push a court case to establish precedent of no due process for ICE cases. That will open the door for imprisonment without trial, which then leads to “legal” slavery. Rent the prisoners to the farmers that used migrant labor, farmers pay what they did before, private prisons make money and get federal dollars per head, and the prisoners get more prison and work until they’re not useful, then deported

Remember when people were press-ganged into naval service? That, but no pirates

Good thing nothing like that could happen in the good ol US of A

Yes.

Me first, please