Am sprinter. Need proof

Makers is so insanely overrated. If you’re gonna spend that money anyways, any of these is a huge upgrade from makers:

• Mitchers
• 1792
• Four Roses
• Basil Haydens

This gif gave me wood

You could totally be a great Satyr for Halloween

The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too

“noisy and without artistry”

So, a perfect song for America

Not to belittle this accomplishment, but how is this a “World’s First” success?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_heart

I don’t know - I’ve never used this feature on Sync. Not familiar with it

I hate to say it, but I’ve been using a replacement for the last month now and it’s the only app that has truly been as good as Sync - Summit

It’s almost a 1:1 copy. It will seem very very familiar to you right out of the box.

And yes - frequent updates and it’s free

Because trump is a fucking brain-dead narcissistic man-child moron? What more explanation are you expecting?

Fucking click bait titles

Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.

Coincidentally, “80 balls deep” describes your mom’s average Tuesday night

This is so me. I absolutely love Sriracha! I find it to be just the right level of spiciness for every day food. Doesn’t bother me at all. There’s plenty of other hot sauces out there that are just stupid hot and aren’t nearly as enjoyable

But Trump said the FBI was crooked’, so… Now what?

Lol. Welcome to the “find out” part of the story Rudy.

Get fucked

This is definitely the legal strategy I would take if I was completely innocent of what I was being accused of.

It works the other way too.

I went to Starbucks once (while probably hungover) and asked for a coffee. Employee said what size? I said “medium is fine”. She started at me like a deer gazing into headlights for a minute and said “we only have demi, short, tall, venti, and grande”.

Like seriously,…

For reference, good ol Rudy.