I sometimes go back to reddit to see what’s happening to it. Yup. It’s shitting itself.
Bot accounts everywhere in both comments and posts. It’s so common in fact that you just need to scroll a small post to figure out either OP or the commenter is a bot. also chugs Lemmy
Thankfully, Lemmy knows how to pump us full of bot-free content and have us asking for more.
Be me
Become skeleton for immortality
Replace bones with fossils
Commit acts of heroism and call myself the “Living Fossil”
Deny her the freedom. Listen to the intrusive thoughts and make a sauce less pineapple pizza with no cheese. Only pineapple.
My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle
What about Opera GX? The mobile and Desktop versions.
Everytime I hear “The Federation” or any mention of this being a federated community, I do be getting those “For the Empire” vibes from Star wars. I can sense a soon to be running joke cropping up
NO WAY :O
Thnx:D
“A man, age X ate his Ramen with the “skin on” as stated in his post on the upcoming social media site known as Lemmy. This is what happened to his stomach.”
Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: “Allow me to introduce myself.”
Different Lemmy apps have different upvote buttons, soon. We will do a mild amount of tomfoolery and a massive amount of horsing around with this knowledge :trolling.jpg:
Which is sad, because if you never change. You’ll eventually stagnate and rot, like an apple in the sun when change does finally become forced and necessary. Either you move out of the sun and become a tree with those remaining seeds or just. Die I guess. Kind of a pathetic way to go just because of stubbornness honestly.
No downvotes today.
The only real crime here is that we haven’t upgraded as humanity. To refer to each other as “specimens” for true equality :troll.png:
*switches back to Windows XP
*Refuses to elaborate
A quick rundown.
Basically they make a reddit account, let it age like milk. You know, keep it in the basement with 0 post history of any kind for half a year or so. Maybe multiple. Than they activate it, it spam posts, and it never responds to users like a human would. Even stealing comments and such.
Those are the main symptoms. OP not responding to being called a bot is especially the major red flag most use.
Edit: When I say OP, I’m using it to refer to reddit users in this case. Not the OP of THIS post. For him, thank you for the laughs:)