Not even North Korea?

Top, see railing

I keep mine as emergency rations. That’s why I have weiner dogs

Certain dogs have uses, like for shepherding sheeps. Most don’t, though

Anomaly

just need to change your name to “AI” and suddenly every company will want you

More lifehacks next time

Alligator Auchwitz?

Kinda seems fucking stupid

Hmm I don’t like dogshit. Nobody ever seems to clean it up.

Didn’t that already happen? Or am I misremembering?

You want fast? Ask Sonic. Ugly Sonic goes sloooooooow, baby!

Windirstat crew represent

He needs to wear a “Free Luigi” shirt to his next public event. The entire 99% of the people will be rooting for him immediately

Fucking ghouls

Lol Donald announced that he’s shutting up? Canada wins

That’s why I only wear clothes made by human children. No machine gonna dress me!

Back to Britain

Flashback to YTV mornings

Having a ceasefire just because this guy tweets “Ceasefire on! No takesy-backsies!” Is like debt collectors forgiving your credit history if you shout, “I declare bankruptcy!”

Time to invest in a VPN company