Well there was the time that Gotham got kicked out of America during the Lex Luthor presidency.

Okay so the 2015 EOL ones, yeah I can understand telling the customer to update their shit. They shouldn’t have to support nearly 10 year out of date stuff.

May 2024 EOL ones? Bruh. C’mon now.

There is, variously:

1. Multiple Lazarus pits that are likely leaking into the water supply.
2. The other magic resurrection place, Slaughter Swamp.
3. A evil bat god (Barbatos) sealed in Gotham.
4. The Hell portal under the Asylum.
5. The Court of Owls secretly Illuminati’ing the place up.
6. Dr. Gotham, an evil warlock who was sealed under Gotham for millennia, radiating evil.
7. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was more then one company dumping shit into the water supply just to dodge having to pay to dispose of it properly, but compared to magical evil of varying degrees, it’s kind of a non-starter on the “This is why folks are nutso” chart.

I think this is the first person who’s coming back from the previous Trump term, although in the first term she was on the small business administration, which makes somewhat more sense (though still not a lot considering) for someone who ran a pro wrestling business.

Anakin Skywalker for secretary of younglings next?

The impeachment vote shouldn’t have been a public ballot. If it had been private I have little to no doubt he’d have been gone the secondtime, possibly the first. Pence was middling but he knows the game.

I use a app called KnownCalls that simply sends any call from outside my address book to voicemail. Works wonders.

As I understand it:

1. You imagine “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending”.
2. “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending” comes into existence.
3. You can’t watch “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending”
4. The boatload of money that “Game of Thrones: But with a good ending” makes is yours.

One would think that in a situation where a driverless vehice was, say, speeding, it could be argued it represented a danger to the public at large and thus had to be impounded right?

I gotta imagine if my cars e-brake failed while parked, then it rolled down a hill and hit a mailbox or something, they wouldn’t just leave it there for me to grab later.

Then the algorithm fucks you up and starts throwing Joe Rogan bullshit at you.

The more mask off he goes the more I am shocked that even neolibs keep watching him.

I dunno if its the stuff I’m searching for or what but I’m just not running into this issue.

FWIW my last few searches were- “Malta”, “war is a racket”, and “russias egg crisis”. None in quotes. The only one I had to poke around a bit for was the last and that was to change to the news tab. Maybe I just usually search for hard stuff to monetize? I dunno

Insofar as I recall he eats fast food out of fear of being poisoned, chugs diet coke, and wears adult diapers, though the last one is rumor that is very likely true rather then well documented fact.

So with that diet and lifestyle in mind puzzle pieces start to come together.

Do you literally remember it, or merely figuratively?

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

The Grapes of Wrath was published in 1939

Having to register something you can cause grievous harm with? I am going to drive my car right over there and protest this!

Do you have a Meta or Substack stamp on your passport?

What does a WWE like standoff even mean. Is Roman Reigns going to run in with a steel chair?

I’m inclined to think Ramaswami wouldn’t get the votes the others would… little too much melanin for the average Trump fanboy.

I’ll take the W’s where I can get them but Colorado has voted blue in the past 4 elections and I don’t see that swinging back anytime soon, so ultimately not a game changer there.

Hoping it inspires some folks in other states to file cases though.