Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

It would relieve the strain if you systematically killed them. A final solution, if you will.

Paint.

Fish fuck in it.

Whats it called?

NO

With All Due Respect

100 old karens with nothing to do must have argued that they are entitled to one book for .50

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Spy vs spy

Apparently it costs $169 without the T

I guess they are under the protection of the ships flag

For what its worth

Maybe try a language you both understand

UPS still wants me to pay

What color is her skin?

I switched off my iphone autocorrect years ago for tge same reasons

Duhhhhhhhh

Black bear stole the whole bag from my neighbors garage

You “can” do anything at any time. Consequences still exist tho, especially if you arent a member of the correct group.

That’s a lynching.