In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted…

I read all of the speech bubbles in their appropriate voices… except the last panel…it was Robert Picardos voice with Ricardo Montalbáns inflections…

“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”

Is my morning mantra…

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…

Apparently you can’t be a fence sitter in a politically charged climate…

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I’m the hero tonight!

One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.

Had a manager try jargon speak on me. He heard it in meetings and thought it sounded smart.

I dispelled him of that illusion.

“Use real words boss. Save that crap for the people who like to talk a lot and tell you nothing.”

Didn’t get a raise, but he started being way more lenient. Always been a Kings Fool.

Doesn’t matter, I still ain’t no snitch. And no pussy fart at work is gonna change that.