Because there is an afterlife where you will live for eternity, so just accept fate and follow god’s plan for you—god has a plan for everybody.

Welcome aboard. It’s not much, but she’s got it where it counts.

I’d prefer a commitment to universal healthcare.

Fuck Google

If you opt out and still get texts, you can probably file a complaint with the FCC or some federal agency.

Capitalists don’t care about sustainability.

It’s bitter

“microfiber” is really terrible.

That phone is a great size.