That moment when you look around for the most competent person, and come the sad conclusion that it’s you

Also, the price point determines the sort of people looking at your add

Meanwhile, basically every Dutch students “dates” by bike, and most of London dates via the Underground.

What even IS that?

That sounds like a pretty massive loophole…

A lot can be legal if you agree to it. But they absolutely can’t unilaterally declare this rule into effect.

Just don’t pay, what are they gonna do? Sue you for damages that they admit themselves can’t prove?

Because theyre either lying about, or blissfully unaware of their own shortcoming.

Or they work in sales.

Ehhhhhh.

Starlink has a major problem in durability as a result of the low orbit (required for low latency), meaning it’s extremely expensive in upkeep.

The satellites inability to talk to eachother, combined with the narrow transmission angle means the system scales very poorly and has numerous bottlenecks (both the satellite and the uplink station). Yes, Starlink is “working on it”, but the laser-link solution is very complex in terms of engineering.

Starlink has some amazing usecases, but those usecases can’t possible cover the cost. It runs almost entirely on subsidies and venture capital.

The Watcher Council all but treats slayers as disposable assets, until that turns out to be a bad idea that is.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/spacex-employees-enjoy-calm-as-elon-musk-distracted-by-twitter/

Sartre would disagree, but then Sartre was a professional philosopher.

They said he was incapable of being deposed without perjuring himself.

“Perjury trap” is a fake term that tries to place the blame for “My client is a compulsive liar and literally can’t tell the truth to save his life” on the other party. And whoever came up with the term deserves both a raise for being amazing at their job, and a knee to the groin for being a shit human being.

Dont forget that other favorite “No you can’t have more hardware, these were fine in 2006 and they’re fine now! Just delete some old stuff like you IT people always do”

And therefor a witch

worker: Gets new job

Employer: Shockedpikachu.jpg

“Better than Hitler” is really, REALLY not a great flex

Also, in quite a few comic timelines, the hammer literally makes Thor.

Error-correction for dropped packets is also pretty shit.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes flashdrives hurtling down the highway.

And no hamberders

Using non-existant words will be the only way humans will be able to distinguish themselves from our machine overlords after the comin apocalypse.