I’m guessing this is what they’re referring to:

Real-Debrid Implements Extreme Anti-Piracy Filters to Appease Film Companies

I haven’t snorted that loud in public for quite a while

Tungsten!

I always thought at this point in my life, I’d be the one making the prank calls.

But you’d still have your handsome face, and that modeling career in Albania (or some Balkan country)… Still.

You are all gods among men. Bravo.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_a_Life_(American_TV_series)

Comedic gold.

Bort. Bort. Bort.