This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

Had to make sure you don’t take the last parking spot

Show us the challenge review, show us the mascot relay race, show us the kiss cam.

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

Skipping incurs penalty

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

I declare bankruptcy

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

Existential dread

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel