Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

In other news: Reports of malware on home users’ PCs spike in North Carolina and Montana.

Just leave your socks on

Hey Bro, want a brojob?

Darth Historious

I work in 1st level support, and we don’t want anything to do with this guy. He’s too stupid, even for us lol

Edgelord lmao

Indeed

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/20/tesla-blamed-drivers-for-failures-of-parts-it-long-knew-were-defective.html

We’ll get Robo-Hitler at some point.

Oh Gott, Oida. Ich habs gerade geschafft, den Text zu entziffern. Aber ernsthaft, ich glaub bei sowas immer auf den ersten Blick, dass da wer nen Schlaganfall bekommen hat und einfach mit dem Gesicht über die Tastatur gerollt ist lol.

TV in the US is so weird. I mean, we’ve got all of that in Europe too (on some channels), but whenever I watch American TV, everything seems to be cranked up to 11. The aggressive of your news shows, the quantity of your advertisements, the weird rules from the middle ages (no swearing or nudity on certain channels), etc.

Lots of people do it here in Austria too, and I hate it.

Hey! I’ll have you know that the “Polka King of the Midwest” doesn’t take kindly to comments like that!

You don’t always need some device for sleep apnea, if it’s not a bad case. But what you’re describing doesn’t necessarily sound like that anyway.

This is so accurate. I absolutely hate that it’s super hard to find qualified craftsmen nowadays. And worse, sometimes they’re clearly unqualified AND don’t speak my language, so communication is super frustrating.

Got a Zenphone 9 because I don’t really care about wireless charging. The hardware is great, but the software has it’s problems sometimes, like some missing QoL features. On the upside: Not nearly as much bloatware as other phones, especially Samsung ones.

Lemme guess.Pumped Up Kicks?

Sounds pretty normal to me. At least for developed countries.

Lots of people do. And let me blow your mind some more: Lots of countries still use fax machines, for whatever unholy reason. Those things can be a pain in the ass to troubleshoot sometimes.

You wouldn’t get it. Only people with a really high IQ truly understand the genious of Rick & Morty. /s