One more reason for me to get one. Dammit.

If you weigh 200lb and eat 2lb of pizza you are approximately 1% pizza.

What if I want to be awake for it?

I mostly agree. I do think that a lot of folks on the left liked our candidate, though, and that a lot in the right disliked Trump but sucked it up and voted for him because they thought they “had” to. Harris’ likeability rating is way higher than Trump’s in the polls.

I don’t think any of this would have been an issue if Bernie was the Dem candidate in 2016.

I’d, like, actually study and stuff. I don’t necessarily beat myself up for not studying back then. I just don’t think I was ready for it.

Google: oh ok, is cash good? gets out wallet

finger pokes through surprise buttseks

Calm down, Satan

No matter how much you wipe, there’s still poop.

Yea. Coffee is hydrating, just a tiny bit less so (i.e. negligibly) than water.

Alcohol is a cursed potion that makes you think you’ve increased your Charisma and Intelligence, but it actually decreases Wisdom and Dexterity.

Oh shit Kitty Cat Thanksgiving 🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞🤞

Man, I heard about this from a friend who just came back from there. Pretty gross.

I mean, Vader could force chuck him out into space.

I’ve visited pages in Chrome without an ad blocker… Almost unusable, my eyes couldn’t even focus on what I actually needed to do.

Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlBYdiXdUa8

I tried to bring this up as an issue back on Reddit, and I got downvoted into oblivion.

I think sometimes switching your use agent to Chrome can bypass some issues.

I feel like these movies are like pop songs. I just picture a big factory somewhere where they produce these things en masse.

Accusation = confession