That’s usually what people mean when they say that sarcastically.

When $USER had thus said, he was troubled in spirit, and testified, and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. Then the peripherals looked one on another, doubting of whom he spake.

– Linus 13:21-22

Her music’s contagious!

Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

— Arthur

Instead of the First Lady, would his husband become the First Gentleman?

Wow, a rare double-joke. Well done!

Those aren’t eggs, they’re Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.

Gentarch

I think the joke is, it’s the 17th century equivalent of texting and driving.

!coaxedintoasnafu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

A Minecolt Movie (2025)

If you’re still using the Internet in any capacity…

Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):

Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996

Wait, how is this possible?

Published: June 15, 2005

Oh.

Dream job for the employer, that is.

!bellobearofficial@lemmy.world

• A Minecraft Movie Happy Meal from McDonald’s
• Old, abandoned warehouse parking lot, very little activity and it’s isolated from most neighborhoods.
• Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail

…and the ~/ of the brave.