Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified…even the stuff that contradicted itself.

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

Not just feeemale, but minority biracial childless cat lady feeemale

And yet my uncle, who started at the very bottom of a family run small business and is now near the top, outright said the orange turd is good for small business.

Of course, the dude is at retirement age, and works “part time” with a company truck making his full 6-figure salary while recently signing up for Medicare part B to pay for a knee operation.

He also tried pardoning himself before leaving office.

Also 1 overweight guy with a beard that diea at some point and 1 nerdy guy in glasses and a Star wars T-shirt…played by Glen Powell, or Chris Pratt.

Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…

The person in charge trying to coordinate the whole thing, who’s asking for status updates on a daily basis and jumps down your throat if you don’t respond in a timely fashion, takes weeks to respond when asked for critical input. Also…

Leader: The world is going to end in 5 days, we need that product now!!!

Programming team delivers a functional product.

4 days later…

Programming team: did our item save the world

Leader: I haven’t gotten to it yet, I’ll take a look by EoD.

These days it’s FAFO. I used to work with someone and he would shoehorn that into conversations completely unprovoked…like he itching to find any excuse to shoot someone

And you are one of the most trusted voices on television,

He should have followed it up with “He’s already threatened to have broadcast licenses pulled from a news network that did nothing more than fact check him. What do you think he’d do to you and yours if you don’t report positively 24 hours a day?”

I really wish CBS hadn’t sent a cease and decist to that one YouTube channel who was building an entire Ent-D in Unreal. It showed all of Main Shuttle Bay through corridors, a couple lounges including 2-Forward all the way up to the bridge.

https://youtu.be/uGM56d9vP34

What blew my mind about that whole intro is they hid the entire ship UNDERWATER AT THE SHORELINE with a severe risk of damage to the local terrain and sea life instead of, you know, being in orbit.

Especially against a (1) colored (2) women (3) democrat