Last month I was doing some normal computer maintenance, and when I had gotten everything set up I found the computer wouldnt turn on. Took me a full week to diagnose the problem: it wasn’t plugged into the wall.

Maybe a drunk child?

What on earth was he even trying to do?

Going fishing, or sleeping with the fishes, depending on what happens next.

I’m actually shocked that it is just a good kids book. The main joke is on the cover, and that’s about it.

I met my fiancée at a training thing for work. Everyone canceled except her her, me, and the teacher, so we had a lot of time to talk lol. We are getting married in a year and a half.

I was scratching my chin. Guess I’m dead.

Poor cavy is too little to understand that it is in mortal peril. I bet it still thinks the snake is a friend.

I strongly reccomend Zorin OS. I was in his exact shoes when I decided to switch to Linux and for very similar reasons. It feels pretty similar to Windows 7 IMHO, and I like its default dynamic background that changes throughout the day. Steam games run great on it btw.

The other reason I reccomend Zorin is that it is aimed at windows users and Mac users. There’s an “app store” that is in fact a software manager, most windows apps run pretty well (although I reccomend using Bottles for that) and the layout is designed to feel similar to Windows. All the fun Linux stuff is still right there for you to use, it’s just slightly out of sight so it doesn’t overwhelm you at the beginning.

But that’s not a mouse.

Edit: thats guinea pig, maybe 3 months, possibly younger. It’s not a mouse, it’s a bebby

Rare Fish

Microsoft is the suits. Suits are for office work. Microsoft is for office work.

Mine doesn’t work. Definitely linux’s fault that I destroyed its wifi giblets while moving my PC a bit too aggressively

I do! Sounds hilarious

The main thing missing from the other comments is that the Brawling didn’t become mainstream until the 2005 telecom bubble and the 2008 financial crisis. People are more willing to fistfight over hearing aid batteries when they have gone from prosperity to moderate financial discomfort within a year or two. Now things just suck in general. No point in punching aomeone over a flat-screen TV when you could be using that money for rent. I haven’t seen anything crazy happen on black Friday in years

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

Nope, I am lactose intolerant but I can eat cheese, the concrete mixers from Culver’s, and Oberweis ice cream for some reason

That being said, yesterday I had some (because a family member bought some for me) and just out of pure suspicion I took some lactaid pills before drinking it. I had no problems.

I think the Lactaid-brand eggnog is not in fact lactose free, despite what it says on the carton

If you’re gaming, you should be using a distro that is stable. Arch is not worth the effort if you are just doing normie stuff like front-end work

Same. Literally the reason I started using Zorin OS was because it was pretty. Not any sort of logical reason, just “Windows is Ugly, Zorin is Pretty”