That’s a goosh. Look at that bill, it’s not even close to the right shape for a dish.

Video games should have taught us this. Food is a healing item.

I would do borderline illegal things for some fucking Cra-z-bread.

And while I understand where you’re coming from about Olive Garden’s sticks, I frankly don’t care. Those be some tasty mass produced bread product sticks, especially when dipped in their chicken & gnocchi soup. But I get it. The hype is too much for them to live up to. They were probably REALLY good about 20 or so years ago. Enshitification to cut costs.

But today, I don’t care, I have a very unhealthy relationship with bread and will shove them in my face whenever I get the chance.

I just spent roughly $400 on paints, a combat patrol, a box of Harlequins for my wife, and a handful of DIY hobby bits last night.

This hobby is already bullying my wallet…

I’ll never forget the words of my drill sergeants regarding chocolate milk.

“It cures the AIDS, privates! Drink up!”

I recently download an app that uses AI to identify bird calls.

Merlin Bird ID

Start top left, freestyle, end bottom right.

It’s… wild.

Can’t be bothered to add that much complexity to my memes.

I don’t know if the blight resistant ones are ready just yet. Last I knew, the results were promising but inconsistent.

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture.

As much as I want to stay away from reddit, the fediverse doesn’t yet have the same breadth of knowledge that reddit does.

I won’t interact, but for some things, I need to visit the cesspool. There’s information I need hiding in there.

Can’t leave if you never joined.

PREGANANANT‽

Nohio

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

My favorite part of this is that there’s people here capitalizing on that by selling “Wyoming Doesn’t Exist” merch.

Almost want to buy a shirt

Hey, it’s not just Utah. The one in Cheyenne has wifi, too. A lot closer for some of us.

There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

“Serves 3”

No, serves me