Fucking Jim Justice, of course. He’s a former coal billionaire, current coal millionaire, and probably future coal billionaire again thanks to this bill.

So…it’s literally the first rule.

A lot of companies use Paradox. They shit canned all their HR down to the bare bones and hired Olivia, which the Paradox recruiter I worked with said is so bad he has to take over answering in chat half the time.

I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

I haven’t had hundreds of kids. I’m a climate savior.

Guinea pig.

Post a new one for comparison.

No, it’s “wah-fren.”

You are better.

Is that a surprise when he owns the courts?

People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

Most of that sounds like work. They’re just going to buy it from a data broker.

Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

Compost bin.

This is going on his resume. This will be used as an answer on an interview question. Nothing more than that, really.

Appeasement.

I think they lost funding from USAID, so I don’t know what it is now.

WD-40 and 3-in1 Oil, the olive oil and vinegar of the handyman world.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

This is a non-story. They think a bunker buster will work now.