TomMasz

Something that happened in 1921 is all you need to understand about Oklahoma.

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

Joined at the hip.

It’ll happen eventually, though.

It’s old and ugly, the worst tool you can use for anything, and unkillable.

Not sure, let me ask the folks who… oh, nevermind.

As cold as the bottom of the North Atlantic.

Cankles!

Zeno tried to warn us, but did we listen? Noooooo!

A decent compiler will optimize this into return maybe;

So stupid it’s brilliant.

It’s like product reviews. The people leaving a review are either angry about the product or are so pleased they feel a need to tell the world about it. Most people, on the other hand, just use the product, have a perfectly average opinion of it, and don’t feel a need to tell the world. What makes things seem awful or great is you don’t usually know what percentage of the overall customer base they represent. Fifty bad reviews can be a red flag or noise depending on how many customers there are.

They live in a country where Black people can freely have their faces eaten by leopards just like White people. “I didn’t vote for this” is universal.

It was fairly common in the US decades ago, but you don’t hear it as much now. You’re more likely to hear it with “business” instead of “beeswax” when you do.

Definitely not an alien invasion.

X Pretend CEO Linda Yaccarino

I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

Oh gawd, the smell!

When we were looking for a house, we put an offer in on one and the seller replied that they thought the offer was “insulting”. We thought that was rude but it was nothing compared to this.

Repeat after me: He doesn’t fucking care.