Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing

Better yet just edit files live on prod from Notepad (not plus plus) over Samba for “xtreme moral” boost

I just commit directly to master with auto-deploy like a real cowboy, yee-haw!

Try sitting in traffic for 2 hours with a stick, moving 10 feet at a time, and we can talk about how much you love manual

The system works

TIL packing boxes is skilled labor

RIP antitrust laws

1995: Welcome to the internet, check out these awesome stupid websites 2023: Here have an ad, after you subscribe, and accept cookies, and sign your life away to a terms of service written in alien legalese

Laravel

TPB + VPN for many years now, just make sure that killswitch is on, got nabbed once by HBO, fortunately only got a nasty letter, nothing more

The difference is those got off the ground

But think of the profit margins, and all the buzzwords our marketing team can use

A dash of potper will spice up any dish

The extra arm maintains legacy compatibility to not confuse the older users

Lets kill off the damned cookie popups. Nobody cares, its literally the most useless 5 seconds of every persons life to have to dismiss and never read what it says

I’m sure no predators will be calling people fully nude, no way thats going to happen

*To stifle competition FTFY

I identify with the top left window

Demiicious

First Twitter, then reddit, to massive social platforms apparently trying to shoot themselves in the foot at every available opportunity. Never was a Twitter user, but sad to see reddit is likely in a slow death spiral.