Fun fact: The maximum amount of diarrhea of the mouth a ten-gallon hat can hold is around 96 fluid ounces or about 2.8 liters.

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Could have just left out the middle tbh. “Wyoming GOP Vice Chair claims ‘I’m not racist’” is ridiculous enough WITHOUT further context.

Silence of the Lambs.

Specifically the scene in which the serial killer known as Buffalo Bill (pictured) says “would you do me? I’d do me so hard” 😁

There’s no such thing as a fish.

I’d watch it for sure 😁

K-Pop Choreos: when you eat Oreos on camera while dancing to K-Pop for so long that it begins to feel like a chore.

Ootd: Onion of the day. Reviews of bulbous vegetables.

I’d refer to myself with scientific categories. I’d refer to me so hard.

There’s one by Amanda Palmer (NSFW) too. To quote it:

dear Daily Mail, you insufferable pile of twats

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Now I have the song stuck in my head 😄

A guy I once knew had a great grandmom born in 1898 who accomplished just that! She must have had some killer stories!

Well, yeah. Systemic racism was invented by British colonizers as an excuse for abusing and exploiting people with darker skin and to this day, it’s very effective in different variants all over the world 😮‍💨

Nice! It even rhymes! 😘👌

Garland decided to wait years to start out of fear of looking “political.”

Which is the most maddening part of it from a “how stupid do they think we are?” standpoint. Bending over backwards to not “look political” is one of the most political things you can possibly do!

Especially in cases like this where something infinitely more important than optics failed because of it!

He should seriously be tried for dereliction of duty in a time of crisis, obstruction of justice, or maybe even, to quote Bluth Senior “some light treason” 🤬

#Just1700sThings

I’m ootl, could someone explain the reference?