So was my sister’s grandma

So that’s what “giving head” means

The state of America

RIP to the victims.

Nobody epitomises “talking shit” quite like Trump

Sounds like a term created by those people who get weirdly upset at Americans being called Americans because “America is 2 continents so technically everyone from North and South America is American”

My friend Dixon Cydim has always wanted to be a US citizen

GICEstapo

Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.

Biggest threat to humanity

Lmao they’ll change their tune very quickly if that happens

That’s actually a good point and I hadn’t thought of that before. A bajillion streaming services would be fine if they all had the same content.

Music streaming services seems more like true competition. For the most part, they all have the same music.

This is a bit like the Playstation slogan “play has no limits”. No limits except for, well, everything

White House takes the word of Israel with total truth.

I don’t love the BBC but if they’ve rattled that orange wotsit cunt then that’s good in my book.

Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum

I would never in a million years moderate or become an admin of an online community. You couldn’t pay me to do that shit. Respect to the selfless people who make the effort.

Very cool Elon, you’re still a cunt

Insomnia health paste

It’s Pierre’s dream cream!

https://youtu.be/WiQwHifeN_o

Replace the drink with a pint of Guinness, and change the McDonald’s to a pub, and you’ve got Dublin.

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side

Don’t be fooled, he’s still a scummy bastard. He’s got tabloid journalist brain, and shit stirring is his thing.