But what about Dr. Chiropractor on Facebook that says that vaccines actually change your DNA?: “Through the RNA transcriptase of the aortic Golgi bodies?”. He’s a doctor. Those are big words. Plus, it involves me being victimized by a shadowy organization. It must be true!

Before he hung them from nooses, he liked to look under their clothes and make them kiss.

Uh dude, your girlfriend is pregnant

Which is French for “the boob”.

New policy from the corporate office: If you are working in a public place, like a coffee shop, please scream while typing your login password.

They have “Enterprise” features that don’t appear to be “open source”. It’s “Open Source”, but only the simple parts we didn’t think were big money makers?

Once they fired the old CEO that partnered with Warner Brothers and had a streaming-first mindset, the service has gone way down hill. Most of the new content is dumb shit like syndicated reality shows.

I may tune back in for the occasional series releases like Rightous Gemstones, but then I’m out.

With this type of publicity over his racist and misogynistic comments, he’s decided on a presidential run instead.

Still bugs me that, in the more recent movies, Pike said “Punch It”. Would have been so easy to keep that for the show.

I think the science actually supports this. Studies have shown leftists tend to be more self-critical and are concerned for the nuances - the “shades of grey”. So their memes must cover more angles of an argument to be effective. Right-wing are more black and white thinking, and don’t question themselves once they make a decision. So their meme’s are straight to the point and simple (and usually so full of logic holes and lacking in comedy that leftists say: “the right can’t meme”).

He’s out of his mind if he thinks any conservative is going to be interested in him as a centrist. Just the word “California” makes conservatives in my area shudder.

I see what you did there. I’m wondering if others don’t get it, or just don’t like the joke.

Don’t worry, it will be presented like this:

“To continue offering you high quality original programming like X and Y, we have to raise our price for Amazon Prime. But don’t worry, we’re now adding a lower cost ad-based alternative called Amazon Subprime.”

So, as usual, most people will be fine with it and put the plastic bag back over their head.

I’m embarrassed that as many people still cheer for this shit-stain.

He went on to say:

“The part about the camo may not seem important, but it is. Preferably tight fitting and only zipped up half way with nothing on underneath. This is vital. And you must be a DEER hunter. If you are a duck or quail hunter, gtfo.”

Wait, is that Mark Sinclair?

Really?! I’ve never been able to find anything definitive. Just plenty of articles like this one that basically just say: “Tomatoes are gross. Craaazy right?” with no real explanation:

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cocktail-party-physics/tasters-choice-why-i-hate-raw-tomatoes-and-you-dont/

Oddly enough, if you cook the tomatoes, it completely takes away the bad flavor. That’s puts alot of Italian back on the menu. And parsley is fine - it just tastes like nothing.

I don’t taste parsley at all. Love cilantro. No soap flavor. Hate tomatoes. Taste like a juiced corpse. So, I’m convinced parsley and tomatoes have an associated gene.

How do you know this? Do those DNA testing sites tell you this sort of thing?