Not wanting to smell like flowers is some bitch shit.

They can start in the Oval Office.

I remember 25. I still felt alive and didn’t have chronic pain randomly appearing in various parts of my body.

Glad to know I’m not the only one who walks away from a Kubrick movie feeling like they just had a conversation with the most boring person on the planet.

That isn’t an incorrect critique of Aronofsky. His shit really doesn’t hold up after the critics stop climbing over each other to laud his obtuse cinematography and incoherent plots as genius.

I can show them ttlhe videos I’ve seen of fathers dragging the broken bodies of their children from burning rubble if they need evidence. Fucking ghouls.

This is what happens when you let your son’s role models be sociopathic pieces of shit like the Tate brothers, Fresh and Fit, and the assorted fucking losers on Youtube who still use “SJW” like it’s 2015.

Does he need help packing his shit?

It’d be really awesome if he died choking on a ham sandwich while on the shitter.

They’re just trying to do a Democratic version of every bog standard right-wing brain rot podcast.

We live in a fucking clown world.

Translation: I was a mooching dirtbag for four years and called it protesting.

TIL activism is really just a dick-waving competition.

No, just another stupid cunt on the Internet cosplaying revolutionary.

Imagine spending most of your adult life with an affected world-weary detachment from society and beliving it makes you anything but a insufferable juvenile shithead.

That guy sounds like he thinks his kids owe him money for raising them. Disregard the stupid bastard.

This is exactly the kind of behavior I want to see from Democrats. A deeply unserious person like Donald Trump deserves to be heckled like the bad fucking joke he is.

This asshole is the kind of bumbling cartoonishly psychotic politician you read about on surviving pre-bomb terminals in Fallout.

Musk knows he’d leave that interview with his ass in a sling.

Lol, retirement.