The three most terrifying things in the world:
Great White shark swimming up to you when you are swimming a little too far from the beach.
Waking up to find your tent ripped apart and realizing a bear is just staring to clamp his jaws around your throat.
Ugh. This post is so dated.
Not so. He is missing Trinity’s tight leather pants showing us that Octavius PhD cake when he bends over.
Oughtn’t it be over inflated?
You don’t get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn’t end until they finish their little tap dance
You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.
40 is the new 50.
The best thing about wet socks is that I’ll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.
This is a shit post.
Chickens are made of egg.
Now those are REAL starship captains.
Second Caveman: “Ted just never listened to anybody.”
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You idiot, that’s not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80’s called ‘Star Search’. I’d recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker’s first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared
What lines? I just see four incomplete white triangles.
Those characters aren’t from Star Wars. They are from Stargate. Easy to see how you might confuse them.
I can quit whenever I like. I just don’t want to eyes shifting nervously
Most prisons are actually hooked up to the public grid, so the powerhouse of the cell is the same source as your house.
She was going to a rave so it seemed like the right thing to do.