Did you even read the explanation part of the article???

Thanks for the grammar correction while ignoring literally all context though. You certainly put me in my place milord.

What are you going to feed them with?

In all seriousness, fuck Google. These pieces of garbage have completely abandoned their Don’t be Evil motto and have become full-fledged supervillains.

Is dying? That’s actually a really optimistic take. Nice work, all.

Noooo. Sorry. Just a regular brute, I fear . I do comprehend sentence structure.

How the hell are we taking so many steps backwards as a species? “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

Were you around in 1989 when Exxon basically destroyed Prince William Sound with an iceberged oil tanker through a comically evil set of circumstances including a possibly drunken captain, faulty equipment which languished for months, promised equipment that was never installed, and a total lack of planning for contingency? They dumped like 11 million gallons of oil and were assigned massive punitive damages of 5 billion bucks?

…and then it got appealed all the way to the supreme court, where it got busted down to 500 million spread over a time which actually allowed them to see profitability for causing one of the largest ecological disasters in history.

I don’t mean to sound jaded, and I truly appreciate your optimism. But the deck is no less stacked thirty years later and our political system is still bought and paid for. Let’s roll the dice and hope you come out on top of this one, friend. I’ll cheer alongside you.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

…can we just skip to the part where Amazon pays less than a fractional percent of their profit in fines and then proceeds with business as usual? I just feel like the charade has grown tiresome at this point.

Yeah… they’ve worked hard and accomplished a lot. They definitely need a lil break.

Now do politicians.

Free market??? What the hell world are you living in?

Just … You already know what you have to eat to mitigate this horror. And it ain’t plants, friend.

Holy crap. He seriously has the most punchable looking face I’ve seen in months.

I am just so damn sick of every CEO.

You… really think humans are doing a bang up job, then?

I’ve said it before and been downvoted, but this is one job I’m excited to see AI creeping towards replacing.

Let’s see them recharge in the unemployment line like everyone else.

It’s a fantasy, as they would probably still get golden parachutes, but a man has to have a dream.

I appreciate you.

This and almost every other tech subscription style “service” are one of the most maddening things to come out of the tech sector. The need for profit is absolutely out of control.

This is actually light-years further along than most of the garbage posted in the atheist memes community. I honestly was starting to think they didn’t have it in them.

This first made me laugh… For like 3 seconds. Annnnd then I slipped into existential despair. Well done, sir.