Nobody bats an eye when you say, “early inheritance,” but everyone gets sooo upset when I murder my parents

Just crouch down to simulate moving to a lower line.

John <crouch> Doe

“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”

Guys, I think I may be stupid

Tory = Conservative (the political party in power)

Not as well as on a physical keyboard, but I can. I know how wide my phone is and I hold it in the same grip every time, so I can get it roughly correct and most mistakes are fixed by autocorrect anyway.

I know about supply side Jesus and Hebrew Jesus. Who is “fuck Jesus” though??

We don’t need lead to hate foreigners, it’s our God-given right as rulers of the Empire!

Uh… I mean… “we value our traditions” or something…

What’s a quadrant?

Thanks for doing that research. I read the summary which is all written in third person and assumed that was the whole article. Less likely to be malicious if it’s just the newspaper’s equivalent of a personal blog…

Petrol / diesel vehicles usually have a longer range than electric… as long as they are topped up.

But to answer your real question, I also wonder what the point of the article is. It seems like the point is to dissuade people from buying EVs and to keep oil companies making as much money as possible. Since we are talking about hypotheticals (she might still buy EV if her family has a petrol car to borrow), why not discuss the hypothetical of a bus / train / car share network that makes a personal vehicle irrelevant?

Edit: maybe I’m just being too cynical but why would someone who’s so passionate about the environment to buy an EV and talk to a reporter about it and her environmental impact miss out a chance to push systematic change? Maybe she’s taken out of context, maybe the whole thing is made up maybe I’m just not understanding enough of other people’s viewpoints

I’ve never even seen Star Trek and even I know that the Star Trek people are communists

Maybe in America, but if you brought me a bran muffin when I asked for a muffin, you’d be in the wrong here. That’s just how it is shrugs

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“Muffins” would be English muffins. For the other kind, we would specify flavour if we’re asking someone to buy it for us. So I might say “Can you get muffins and also chocolate muffins please?”

Also muffins. Easy enough to figure out from context which we mean

I saw a documentary about this - you actually only need one person as long as they like eating potatoes