20 year old me would see that as an opportunity for an epic Harold & Kumar inspired road trip.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to “Light of Christmas” by Owl Cities.

Not sure why Nissan needs my sexual activity data but I can maliciously comply and make them regret asking for it.

Cursed Monkey Paw:

Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.

It might ruffle some feathers at the RNC that he is treating their debate invite like he treats a Congressional subpoena.

I agree, It should not be.

But Trump thinks that the cops these days are not rough enough with their suspects.

Babe, the latest AI torture test just dropped.

Every attempt to fix this is met with boomers screaming about ruining the unique character of the neighborhood.