Check out Smart Audiobook Player in the Gplay store. The free version is fab and the paid ads some bells and whistles.

Shit yes. And a key to turn it on.

“Plain solid black case” *laughs in yellowing beige.

K. But the person applying glue to paper and setting said paper would then be called a sticker. And the way language works, in a generation or two, the word sticker will then reference that glue-paper arrangement.

That still makes more sense than crypto.

The Triganic Pu is a unit of galactic currency, with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu. This is simple enough, but, since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change.

Yeah, they’ll revisit it. *looking through the pages of law “Yeah, looks good. Let’s do lunch.”

Love this channel.

Shit hurts. It feels like you have sand in your eye. For days.

It could be, if you read it in the nude and you close the book too fast.

It’s a good Scrabble word. It’s the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.

Yeah, this isn’t suspicious in any way. Totally on the up and up.

I know some witches that could use some dead frog.

…ll aboard?

Made these last summer.

Just because that verdict is fucked up doesn’t mean this one is. 30 years is 15 per. He got the max. More should.

Big deal. I don’t like to talk when I shit either.

Agree. They’re taking up space that could be used to post more about reddit.

I thought it was funny. Though, it’s kinda funnier that everyone is having so much trouble understanding that.

When you say- “The guy who is “de-friending” this Linus guy, is another YouTuber who does the same thing” it sounds like you’re accusing him of the same abuse Linus’ Company is being accused of. I don’t believe Steve, that’s the guys name, has ever been accused of anything like that.