Don’t worry it won’t be just a recession this time

Lead poisoning… It had a play in the fall of Rome . Leaded gas is giving us it’s last hoorah

Right now the only victory we have is saying “I told you so” And stocking up for the next great depression

Don’t feel bad for us. I like my pants. Even on a blistering hot day at work they keep me safer from burns and cuts and when I’m out hiking in jeans I don’t have tick problems