I measured once and cut twice.

What the fuck are you talking about

WHY DIDN’T YOU FOLD THE LAUNDRY

The economy is in shambles, everybody needs a side hustle

If I read I get distracted and brush the same three teeth for ten minutes.

We’re big enough that troll farms think we’re relevant! We did it, Lemmy!

he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet

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For context, the energy drink sitting next to me has 160mg of caffeine.

Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

The first thing I do when Return of the King ends is put on Fellowship of the Ring.

This was the most respectful internet debate I’ve ever seen.

2021 - present

People were definitely saying this long before 2021. I don’t think it started on Twitch.

I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.

CASETiFY has always been a bastion of originality, and we hold pride in that.

Hahahaha

Illegal here, too, but the government doesn’t care.

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No, he’s rich.

What do you not get?

I donno.

The most infuriating thing ever, oh my god.

I’ve always just kept it in my case, against the back of my phone.