It’s the verbal equivalent of quotation marks done as a hand gesture.

I mean… the write speed of my flash drive (or the port it’s plugged into) is usually my bottleneck

I’d rather just have an ethernet port on the damn printer. You shouldn’t have to cludge together basic network device functionality on devices that expensive

Let’s put narcotics in the toothpaste.

Oh, I’m familiar with hoarders. Grandma is floor to ceiling; shed, two car garage, basement, both floors. I think the family plan is to let the city/bank deal with it when she goes. We won’t go inside.

Use a password manager; keep the porn accounts in a separate password vault that can be disposed of. Keep the password in a safe and/or include it in your will in some way.

I’m going to have to take over my dad’s setup someday and keep it running for my mom…

Yeah, this has more or less sold me on giving arch a shot in the near future. I really need to get some fundamental Linux knowledge under my belt, and the arch wiki is legendary for being pretty comprehensive.

These things are extremely durable to my understanding, to resist being regularly gnawed on by sharks;

SEVERED!?!

This sort of thing:

There is still no valid reason to EVER step inside the thing itself, though, so it’s still kinda sketchy.

Obama? Thanks.

Males? Buttery.

Biden? Did that.

Government issued tesla drove into a lake and drowned the occupants.

Good. A party that is not beholden to its constituents has no business running for office.

Is that just a ban on bringing knives or a ban on selling them as well? A ban on knife sales, during Christmas time, in a city famous for knives, seems a bit weird.

I wonder how long it will take for all the NSFW artists to leave now?

You have savings?