The bar is pretty low for billionaires. He’s not a pedo as far as anyone knows, so that puts him in rare company.

I think the most cunty public thing he does is collect yachts.

I’m not the person who asked the first time but I am curious, I’m literally asking you what you’re doing other than yelling at the Internet.

He hasn’t enshittified anything yet, and it’s looking like he might not ever, which is why people respect him.

There’s valid criticisms, yes, but that meme is dead accurate. I don’t want to imagine what gaming would look like today if someone like EA the same vast influence over the industry instead of Valve.

Do you usually react like this when someone asks a simple question?

What are you doing?

OP is talking about identity theft, not physically losing your card.

Plot twist: The crop is human misery.

The article quotes the docs which say negative 3 to 30, which is weird but honest.

I wonder if the - is a typo, but probably not.

homos sapien?

As a python programmer, this is the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard.

I stopped looking at the news for eleven seconds, what fresh hell did I miss?

Yeah, Biden negotiated that.

Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.

It was a great gag then too 🤣

so overt it’s in the sky sideways

“Do leetcode hard on screen share for 12 hours over three months, and then we’ll let you know if there’s any openings anyone here actually wants to hire you for…then the teams will interview you. Oh and if we don’t find a fit within a year of the phone screen you start all over lol”

Google, meta, etc. Fuck them all.

Bonus: If you score really high on the pointless quizzes, then you might get a chance at a remote job, which puts you first on the chopping block for layoffs every quarter!

Extra bonus: There’s an office near you, but we’re only hiring somewhere else right now that had a shitload of layoffs recently due to shitty management that didn’t get fired, so you’ll have to uproot your entire life and place your future in our hands for the privilege.

“Written”?!

I have a very old 4K Toshiba TV with a built in “smart browser” that, due to me never plugging into the Internet, has a home page with news about how well Obama’s doing in the polls for being a relatively unknown junior senator.

The crab speaks a deep truth.

This gif goes perfectly to “Walking on a Dream” by empire of the sun