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This is a little bit wholesome and a little bit sad.
21·13 hours agoI was a janitor at a church a long time ago. I can confirm with absolute certainty that the women’s restrooms were usually worse than the men’s restrooms.
Only sometimes?
No, it’s the result.
As long as he wasn’t snoring, you can sit behind your dad and imagine he’s the one narrating.
“Oh god, not this shit again.”
45 minutes later
“But WHY does Abigail have to go to the nunnery? She didn’t do anything wrong!”
guitar riff
“Wasabi, do you ever wonder why we’re here?”
2·11 months ago“I swear, comrade, that never happens.”
10·11 months agoIt’s also really disingenuous to show a picture of a passport. Because people’s only copy of their passport is a JPG inside Files?
Google tried that once, it didn’t go over very well.
Remember when PC keyboards had two Windows logo keys? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Tech: “I’m still worthy!”
William Shatner: “Get a life!”
I’m not kidding when I say it’s better than the original. And not just because you get to hear David Tennant curse in PG all day.