Because they do it with everything. Cheap inferior shitty booze that we can’t sell as patron slap fucking the rocks face on it and watch it sell. Clothes that wouldn’t sell because absolute trash take your pic and sell a white Walmart shirt for $300.
Don’t get your panties in a wad, your Linux might crash. Why don’t you paint yourself orange and put on a blond wig? Sounds like your already dead if it happens so what do you have to lose?
Are those the only two options? What if you did your ancestors proud and dumped tea in the harbor. I mean if you save your country you violate no law. Not a very creative problem solver, unusual for a squid.
Walk on water, water into wine, so obvious water into blood. We need to extract the brain worm with an industrial waterjet cutter! Blessed by a native natural shaman of course to ward off the scientist’s curse.
I forgot you know every young person. Do you have the data to back up your hypothesis about young people being left wing and “high standards” or is it just a hunch?
Buddy you missed the guys comment I was replying to was named Jesus.
Jesus there is another solution don’t walk away from your home this is your cross to bear.
Idk buddy I never seen a fat survival person, I think that is a harder life than you think. Just because they have to rest doesn’t means it’s relaxing.
Make republicans all golf again RAGA!
What percentage of people do you think on earth have the magic glass connecting them instantly with each other and their shitty lowest common denominator ideas? Of the people who don’t have the magic glass, I’d still wager they are all very similar: hunt, gather, shelter. So I will agree there are two archetypes. Magic glass slaves and people who only have time for survival. Tear the blindfold back face reality all humans are the same, or take the blue pill and wake up in your bed… Also you think a guy named alcoholic could be depressed lol in this world I’d imagine that is the correct state and perhaps we are over prescribed happy pills and pushed distractions to keep society fat dumb and “happy”.
A card game is still a card game. Slight variation on the rules doesn’t make it dynamical better or new and exciting. I suppose if your easily amused "look this king has a sword that he is cutting his head off with. " “It used to be an axe you know.” And I found a profound amount of joy in that.
Idk I’m pretty sure the younger people will understand this joke. Are you saying this because most younger people don’t own cars or they aren’t aware of bumper stickers?
I enjoy the comments in this thread just get a new hobby and ignore your impending death and pointlessness in all this made up societal dogma. OP clearly is just being honest with himself it’s called growing up.
I been traveling for a long time. The magic is gone, McDonald’s is global. All the woman try to look like Kim Kardashian. All the men wanna drive the same cars and wear the same designer clothes. They all peddle the same corporate constructed music. Everyone watches the same shit on Instagram/TikTok and goes and stands in lines to take a dumb ass selfie. Everyone speaks google translate. Now excuse me I need to google map a restaurant for dinner.
Meaningfull differences? Who cares how many losing combination of cards you can randomize? There are only fifty-two cards and technically their are only 13 cards ace thru king. To me your argument translates to “look at that dead black kitten, you haven’t seen that yesterday it was a dead white kitten.” Lulz
That seems to be the best possible outcome, golf non-stop stealing taxpayers money. Vs destruction of America for generations.
I wish this fuck would just start golfing again.
Yes, you probably should get some therapy about it.
Don’t be that guy.