That’s mesothelioma. You’re thinking of what happens when the doctor tells you you’ve got a different disease to the one you actually have.

Oddly, I think I’d like the opportunity to do something similar, if I could pick the media in advance. The same kind of vibe as Desert Island Discs.

Peppa Pig is the worst thing that ever happened, and not just on TV. We had a short run of it with my younger son and it was an awful time. Now we get SpongeBob and/or Pokémon and it makes me so happy.

Terry Pratchett taught me that wind is caused by all of the trees waving about.

“We’ve got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.”

I use a variation of this to write music rounds for quizzes. Run lyrics through a translator then back to English and get people to name the song. My last round was called Korea Change (i.e I translated it to Korean and back).

Written by, and for, cunts.

I like your comment, but autocorrect changing ‘jungles’ to ‘jingles’ has really cracked me up.

Yay, good to see Zach cartoons have made it to Lemmy.