“while Russian officials warned of escalating global conflict”

lol

furthermore: lmao

Eventually that saber is going to break from metal fatigue.

Lmao, imagine just now figuring out that morals aren’t important to Republicans.

the entire reason I switched to Linux – back in January I asked myself “if I have to fight my operating system to make it work right for me anyways, why pay for the privilege?”

like sure updates break things on Linux too occasionally but at least they don’t reinstall spyware I had to spend a day ripping out after the last update.

last I checked, yes. https://www.amazon.com/groceries/s?k=groceries

Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.

It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Removed by mod

Outrage sells. Fox News is just a little more on the nose about it than CNN and MSNBC, but they are merely two sides of the same coin.

Be vegan, but don’t be stupid.

I think you found the problem there, sport.

Ah, Ohio: the Florida of the North.

maybe they can even build a casino there.

Headline for January 1st: “Illinois plagued by spate of freak boating accidents”

tl;dr: what if numbers were letters and letters were numbers?

(I don’t have any sort of excuse for them)

you’ve gotta remember, they’re just simple shitposters, the common clay of the internet…

you know… morons.

yeah, that would arguably be even more awful than Elon, Stallman has been a known asshole for many years

“you see, in the past we were so poor, we couldn’t afford colors” – this pearl of wisdom brought to you by your nan who had to walk uphill both ways to school

sure we were, you forget #45? half of us voted to elect one. I’m not saying that was a good idea, but clearly, some of us were more than ready for this.

which is a hilarious threat because the #1 way to make my viewing experience worse would be turning off my ad blocker, lmao

he needs mouse bites to live

Microsoft why are you trying to pull an Elon and destroy your own brand, stop that – what, after all, has a dedicated keyboard key on Windows keyboards, and has for decades?