If you did, it would probably be in mandarin. At least that’s what happened when my Android tablet went to shit.

Once I tripped and fell. I think I’ll run for governor.

I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

2, sometimes 5, rarely 20. My wife 2, maybe 15.

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

Wait, what?

Ah, so it’s the same name in Portuguese. Conduítes.

Pipes are installed before the mortar (I think that’s the name), sometimes carving bricks. Wires pass inside flexible tubes (literally translated to conductors). This has the advantage that, if the tube is wide enough, we can pass more wires.

When I was a kid I was really confused by Jerry. How could he make a home inside a wall like that? The walls are completely solid, with bricks and mortar. I had to move to Canada to understand that the walls are hollow and the house is made from wood, plaster, plastic and styrofoam.

Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?

Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.

As but if it’s AI, it shouldn’t have anyone operating it.

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Thicc. I’ve eaten frogs. Delicious.

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I know OP says “we just boarded”, so there would be signal. But, as soon a the plane gains altitude, there’s no more signal.

The more I look, the weirder it gets. FUCKING MACINTOSH?

Typically 2, sometimes 5 and rarely 20.

Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

I don’t know exactly why. A quick search told me that “because the people wanted that way”. In Brazil, we don’t use the area code for local calls, so, if they created a new area code for the same city (like we have in Montreal, the 514 and the 438), it would cause confusion.