This doesn’t actually explain it.

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um… how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

Does Lemmy have RES? Is it called RES (lol)?

I think everyone should try Gentoo at least once, for the experience. Why download binaries when you can compile everything?

I was really hoping the end of this sentence was going to be “… store called Gray T-shirt.”

I like range-based for loops. You can just name the iterator after the object that it actually is. Have to be a little careful though, if the container is named a plural noun, and the natural name is the same word minus the easy-to-miss ‘s’.

“I can picture a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” —Jack Handey

Neville Chamberlains will always have Hitlers.

Nothing compares to in-browser, with the tree-style tab sidebar in Firefox, opening literally every single link in a new tab. All other methods of browsing make me want to gouge my eyes out.

ProZD has done a great voicing of this one.

I’ve never not just opened every single link in all contexts in a new tab.

ĥow

shouldn’t that be “ĥaŭ”?

I’ve always been able to grab my username. Of course, I originally (in a different context) tried “timholt”, which was taken, then “thetimholt”, which was also taken.