Lauren single-handedly put Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook on the map!

Watch out for Meal Team 6

There’s no way they can permanently prohibit him from lying, but they can permanently get paid each time he does.

You’re not wrong, and imma let you finish, but Epson edges-out HP by just a hair imho.

I get your honesty. I’d love to be a fly on the wall in any of The Cheeto’s meetings with council, and hear the advice (or protestation) they’re giving him. I suppose we all just need to wait long enough - there have been and will be many personal narrative books published about this slow-moving train wreck.

4D chess. I didn’t realize that I can win a court case by insulting the judge and his family, and then appeal it and say, “See? The judge was prejudiced against me because I behaved like an asshole!”

Biden would pardon Trump in exchange for his dropping out of the presidential race. Biden would then end his 2024 campaign to assure Americans that the deal was not done to make his reelection chances easier.

Holy cow - it’s a win-win!

I only see a fox and his bitch.

“They say he carved that spoon… from a larger spoon”

We’ve strayed so far from god’s light

Why yes, I too would buy a deLorian look-alike with a Mr Fusion prop on the back.

That poor gavel.

Interestingly enough, The Monkees show started the same month (as all shows did back in the day) in '66. I think he was just covering his bases - if it didn’t work out on Trek, he could transition over to be a Monkee.

I think Biden and Harris should not be in the same state at once, much less the same plane. Can’t afford to lose both at once.

Is the “any one person of the majority can initiate a no-confidence vote” still in effect?

Fortune once again sterilizing the headline.

if they didn’t want to report the uncomfortable facts, they could just choose to not report anything.

you might be looking at an entirely different kind of portal.

Republican congresswoman shocked and dismayed that it was, in fact, her face that the leopards ate.

“It’s true, your honor. This man has no dick.”