Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?

How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?

1. Take onions.
2. Pickle them.

Turns out Epstein didn’t commit suicide after all: He just fell out of his notoriously unsecured cell window on the basement floor while the cameras were off.

“Fell out of window.”

“He was on the ground floor.”

“Fell out of window and face-planted twenty-six times.”

“Cancel that. Just got an order from the top: we can’t trust antidotes anymore because Big Antidote and Jewish Space Lasers Inc failed to pay fealty to our Supreme Leader and were thus always enemies of the people. Throw out any remaining antidotes and give the patients some roadkill or whale carcasses to eat, that’ll do them good.”

That’s four fewer witnesses, win - win. If a Tesla horribly fails in the woods and nobody’s left to report it, did it really fail? The answer is no, keep giving Musk your money.

This is the way

You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make them drink.

The issue here is that the horse has been drilled into being gullible for generations now. Compared to other civilised nations, what Fox & co are allowed to spew forth on a daily basis goes way beyond what would be considered libel or incitement in other places. But the root of the problem isn’t even that, the real crux is that whoever pays the most, decides what is legal and what not in the US. The fact that pumping money into politics has been decided to be perfectly a-ok freedom of speech instead of skewing legislation towards the richest is incomprehensible in many other societies. The Supreme Court and the lobbies make a mockery of actual democracy in favour of buying influence.

I have an easy answer: just give Trump full control over everything and he’ll fix everything and make the good things and good words and good and stuff.

Countdown until Musk sues every single one of them for the crime, no treason of not giving him all their money.

No idea but that’s the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.

And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.

If that were all she had to offer, then you’d be right. If, however, purely hypothetically, she offered to actively combat price-gouging, for example, that would benefit the vast majority of people at the cost of the usurers’ theft profits, which should net her the support of the vast majority of the electorate. Only one example out of many, which Fox will duly be silent about while focusing on HER ONLY BEING A DEI HIRE DO NOT TAKE IN ANY OTHER INFORMATION KEEP PARROTING THE DEI HIRE TALKING POINT FORGET ABOUT ANYTHING SHE ACTUALLY SAYS OR STATES ON HER POLICIES! DEI HIRE! DEI HIRE! DEI HIRE!

Did you watch the permanent 24 hours news cycle where they painted her as a radical lunatic marxist stupid DEI hire out to destroy the country and take away everyone’s everything too? It is hard to overstate how crazy out there their propaganda is.

The caricature of her that Fox&co-conspirators presented was certainly terrible.

Just like rain on your wedding day…

What a bunch of honourable* honest* innocent* businessmen*.

Completely failed? That is just not true. For Johnson’s co-conspirators, who lied and swindled to profit from Brexit, it absolutely caused the desired shifts in wealth - that is from everybody else into their own pockets.

He was born to fight:

• God

• the Karate Chop Society

Where will this fight take place?

In the boner.