I was at Buckingham Palace watching The Queen’s ghost welcome a diplomatic party of chupacabras from Jalisco. I didn’t even take my phone with me. I’m that stupid.

You’ll get no disagreement from me!

Yes, and in reality. When you charge more per item for goods and services so that healthcare is included, they cost more.

No, you’d leave the store having paid $120 for groceries with no wellness fee tacked on.

The alternative is that they just jack up the menu prices to accomplish the same thing. This is just the equivalent of pricing things at $19.99 because people don’t understand that really means $20 which sounds like a lot more money.

His comedy was largely a stream of consciousness type of thing. I’m fairly sure that he only realized that some of the joke he told were stolen after they’d left his mouth. He wasn’t the type of comedian who worked from a “tight 15” on a regular basis. It was more that he’d discover that an audience member was half German, half Japanese and would then go off on a spontaneous stream of WWII jokes about their ancestry.

I’ve been looking for a way to attach my Bose Einstein condensates together and it looks like I’ve finally found it.