That’s gold, Jerry

Nice try, Sparrow

If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka

It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product