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vile! AAAAHHHHHHh dead

We’re in the golden era of batshit incompetent fascism.

Could be worse.

Cardinal Scum: Lord Google! Our Premium service is only making 8.5 Billion net profit per year, a miserable increase of 25% from last year!

Lord Google: These peasant eyeballs have disappointed me. Force the plebians to ingest propaganda as in the olden times! And as for the so-called-Premium subs . . . we will crush their purchasing power!

Cardinal Scum: Yes Lord Google! Brilliant!

Lord Google: Muwahhahahahahah!!!

Cardinal Scum: (hesitantly) Heh heh . . hee heee heeh hehehehh yesssss . . yes

Absolutely the most hated. The marketing chuds are gaslighting by claiming to be less hated. Nah, nah brah. Seriously the most hated. By FAR.

Wait, you mean russia would use social media and the batshit morons who follow them to disrupt a country’s political landscape???

“Totalled” doesn’t have the same joi de vivre

But . . but h3r EmAiLz

“Silence woman! Your god commands it!”

I mean - it’s so perfect and horrible, it seems to be the only proper response.

The new Macedonian troll farm talking point. Democrats scuttled Roe.

Because of the electoral college. That forces a two-party system. Which is why we’re in this terrible situation.

It also does nothing to stop a progressive from running as a democrat.

Stunt candidates like Jill Stein are grifters who do not give a single solitary fuck about the state of the world, and anyone considering a candidate like that is also extremely unlikely to run themselves.

I have friends who voted for Nader. They thought they were making a statement too. Then we got into Iraq II and they were very upset by it. We also got John “fuck voting righs” Roberts and Samuel “bitches be hoes” Alito out of the deal. Don’t be stupid.

Watching a bunch of tiktok gronks give their brilliant hot takes on how they don’t have to vote for Biden is like watching a drunken fratboy who’s holding everyone’s phones dancing on a cliff rim because someone told them not to. Stupid fuck. It doesn’t work like that.

It’s a longshot, but I’ll talk to the timelords. I mean - stupider things have happened.

Man web search is getting really bad. I can’t find where that happened and normally it would be pretty easy. Was that a Bush II-era thing or was that a Trump thing?

zorak noises

Right? I mean, i’ll take the win, absolutely, but c’mon. Anybody still on Xitter - stop. Just stop.

International editor doesn’t understand how media works.

I’ll agree.

If you’re on Xitter, I don’t know what to tell you. Except, get off.

Has no one made the standard “how to move to Mastodon and take all your twitter followers with you” yet? If they have I havent’ seen it, but that’s the missing link here.

Look can we just bust him for tax fraud now and save everyone a lot of unecessary grief?

Fuckin’ eerie.

“That’s not writing, that’s just typing!”